Your Dream Vacation — Softball?

Bobby Orallo shows off his intimidating batting stance.

By Ethen Lieser

My friend, take a look at what has happened to you this past week. Your boss has been all over you, making your life absolutely miserable. Your dog just peed all over your new leather couch. You found out that your visiting parents will stay at your place for a whole week. Your girlfriend just left you for another guy, someone with even more back hair than you.

You scream: “Why, why is this happening to me?”

Calm down. Calm down. Don’t worry. I have the perfect antidote for you. Ready? Imagine scampering like a Golden Retriever in a vast, grassy landscape with the warm sun splashing on your face.

Relaxing, eh?

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