I was struck by the History Channel’s unbalanced depiction of our hippie heritage on the series Time Machine. The herd of independently thinking middle-class white kids who tuned in, turned on and dropped out, started in Haight-Ashbury. They were visited by the “acid test,” where everybody paid money, took LSD and tripped out. CIA-researched LSD was a defense spin-off that mainstreamed drug use, killed rock stars and gave us spectacular murders.
Researchers who investigated that only bad people had bad trips found out that, well, drugs are bad for everybody. But we knew that from the Opium Wars. Some thought reason led to wars, but a society with no rules or bounds produced—surprise?—complete chaos.
If you were to be believe some of the wild conjectures of the program, LSD bootstrapped a deliberately engineered decay in values that would end up contributing to the rise of AIDS and the decline of the nuclear family and marriage. If you ask me, I’d say you could also toss in the reaction of the Christian right, which has become today’s most active counterculture.
The conservative City Journal and National Review remarked that while blacks made tremendous economic progress, this new cultural revolution of making love, not climbing the career ladder, was a formula for disaster. This hardly prepared them to compete with the social weapon of mass destruction of educated immigrants indoctrinated in the ways of Confucious and Sir Isaac Newton, rather than Timothy Leary.
Today’s Democrats and Asian American intellectuals who speak for immigrants are still dominated by hippie-think. Nearly half of Democrats either want the Iraqi insurgents to win or aren’t sure. How much of AsianWeek is devoted to impeaching Bush, abandoning Iraq to totalitarianism and reflexive support across all America’s 500 Asian rights groups for gay marriage, abortion and race preferences, for other people’s kids? The real Asian Americans are picking up Chinese and Korean phone directories with college SAT rankings, and our kids are watching the Crazy Asian Mother on YouTube, not reading the quotations of Mao.
Protesters charged police lines bearing the flag of the Viet Cong. Jane Fonda played “Tokyo Rose” to “Thud” pilots, while making pin-up pics for AAA crews. Declaring war on America for peace was their way of destroying a village to save it. It was the Republican Nixon who shook hands with Mao. Bringing our boys home paved the way for the renaming of Saigon, the Killing Fields, and the subsequent stampede to get out of communist Southeast Asia into Little Saigons.
Today, YouTube hosts Asians singing worship songs audibly indistinguishable from rock hits. I grew up with long hair and KJR radio. Jobs and Wozniak were long-haired, sandal-shod creators of the Apple personal computer. Our most famous Asian-Canadian-American hippie, if not comedian, of all time may well be the rarely recognized Tommy Chong of Cheech and Chong (”Dave’s not here!”). But if your church has a strict prohibition against witch or Harry Potter costumes, you should scrutinize those popular hippie and flower-power girl costumes this Halloween as well.