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Urkel is Back!

Funnyman’s Filipino Wife Splits
Robin Williams once joked that when “you marry a Philippine woman … they like you in the Philippines” — which may explain why Williams still has a career despite his disastrous move into serious movies like Patch Adams, What Dreams May Come and 24 Hour Photo. He might not be so lucky anymore with news that his Filipino-Finnish, or “Finnipino” as coined by Williams, wife is divorcing him for irreconcilable differences. Williams met Marsha Garces over 20 years ago when he hired her to babysit his children and left his first wife for her in 1989. Garces filed for divorce in San Francisco on March 21. They have two teenage children.

Amy Tan ‘Showing Her Age’
A few guests at the 51st San Francisco International Film Festival press conference were surprised to see novelist Amy Tan. Although Tan is anticipating success with her upcoming adaptation of The Bonesetter’s Daughter for the San Francisco Opera, the lead rhythm dominatrix isn’t winning any fans from the crowd just yet. “I saw her but didn’t really acknowledge her,” said one suited guest, while another high-profile film festival consultant concurred that Tan’s careful makeup applications could no longer conceal her sagging skin. Perhaps Tan’s not really ready for her close-up and should just stick to thespians.

Show Goes on for AZN on E!
Alas, AZN’s final broadcast will be this week, but the TV network that could will continue to broadcast its annual Asian Excellence Awards on E! network beginning May 1. This year’s lineup is reality TV-heavy, and Baby director Juwan Chung, who premiered his Boyz n the Hood-style film at last year’s SFIAAFF, thinks that reality TV is a no-brainer … but for another scary reason. “With the [Screen Actors Guild] strike about to pop off, reality TV is going to get another boost,” said Chung, regarding the union contract expiration date on June 30. Gawd, not another season of That’s Amore!

The Kid Stays in the Movies: Urkel is Back!
If you’ve ever stayed up too late watching old reruns of Family Matters on Nick at Nite and wondered “Whatever happened to that guy who played Steve Urkel?,” then wonder no more. He’s still employed, though maybe not gainfully so. … Urkel, better known as actor Jaleel White, appeared in this year’s last-minute addition to the San Francisco International Asian American Film Festival, Kissing Cousins, directed by Amyn Kaderali. White plays Antwone in Kaderali’s touching film, and with Kissing Cousins being the centerpiece of Los Angeles’ Asian Pacific American Film Festival, Kaderali can bank that tickets will sell out again.

Asian DJs March to Tibet on Sunday
Not everyone agrees with the planned Olympic Torch event in San Francisco on April 9, running from the Embarcadero to the Marina District, but musicians are stepping up (as always) to symbolically take the first step towards passive resistance — despite not being directly involved in the debates. South Asian DJ Karsh Kale and Berber Jew DJ Cheb i Sabbah (born Haim Serge El Baaz) are taking the lead with Burning Man breakbeat champ, Freq Nasty, with a benefit dance party for TibetanUprising.com on April 6th at Ten15. Immigration Commissioner Greg Chew believes that the Olympics still remain pure despite the China’s controversial campaign to renovate urban spaces in Beijiing in time for August 2008. “Goodwill and politics just should not be together, it’s not right,” Chew said.

Comments

Notice not a Chinese DJ among them..

“Immigration Commissioner Greg Chew believes that the Olympics still remain pure despite the China’s controversial campaign to renovate urban spaces in Beijiing..”

That’s funny, the immigration commisioner citing urban renewal as not a fly in the Olympic ointment. You’d think with his expertise he would say something about Tibet’s massive Han influx.
But wait, let me ponder this for a nanosecond here…ok, that was a nanosecond there, if he is of Han origin, it would be wrong of me to not expect the stale red herring * delivery, from conscious or subconscious storage, previously stocked at Xinhua, no doubt about it. Sorry, my bad.

you know, that kind of red.

–Jim Erbes on Apr 04, 2008
Speaking as a producer of the fore mentioned show, I would gladly include an Chinese Artists or Artists of ANY Nationality! We appreciate the input of all artists who are lending their voice to our effort to Free Tibet.

This was a grass roots effort and we worked with the Artists who stepped forward, there is always opportunity for more outreach so I look forward to meeting people who want to collaborate in this movement!

Our show will feature artists from Brazil to North Africa, India to London, Brooklyn, Los Angeles, Chicago, Oakland and SF, among others!

Please join us in Celebration! Advance tickets here: http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/31859

More Info:
http://www.TIBETANUPRISING.org
http://www.CYPHERTOWN.org
http://www.GIVEBACK.net
http://www.MYSPACE.com/CYPHERTOWN

Tashi Delek!

–Cyphertown Productions on Apr 04, 2008
Jim Erbes:
You jackass, and jackal, you.
You’re still tending your ersatz lemonade stand, what?
Beijing renovations of Beijing landscapes, hutongs and all, are considerably less than YOUR unasked-for denigrations.
As for all the hoo-hah about those latterday Olympics and Olympians, what has it to do with “Tibet”?
The last is a “political” issue, one in which I would, for one, feel more justified and sanctified were this nation less guilty of “oppression” and “genocide.”
As today’s “celebration” of MLK proves, online and on-screen, McCain’s balcony speech recanting a single Senate vote sounds less than whitewashing to me.
And the ongoing obscenities in Iraq, courtesy of a mad “leader” who insists on sacrificing more “lives” in quest of his dubyous masculinity and juvey, frat-boy notions of “winning,” lie far beyond the pale of whatever the CIA has incited in Tibet AND Xinjiang and Szechuan “muslim” enclaves.
Even “Uighurs” have been marshalled and drummed into the corps of haters and murderers.
ALL murder is murder, and all murderers are murderers, whatever the race or creed or col;or or “cause.”
Erbes, you are a scummy blot on “human” hopes and endeavors.
As for the “producer” of whatever show, rotsa ruck with your panderings to viewer ratings and advertiser dollars.
Frank Eng

–Frank Eng on Apr 04, 2008
You were so when you played steve urkel.

–azhar on Jul 05, 2008

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