While Hayden Panettiere whines on and on about how everybody is all up in her biz in the gossip rags, she continues to sell herself — literally. You can go whale watching off the Channel Islands with the Heroes star, for the right price. The eBay auction will benefit The Whaleman Foundation, which sounds more like a secret underground society of mermen than an environmental nonprofit, but wouldn’t it be cheaper to save the whales by not polluting the oceans and eating less fish? Besides, hanging out with Panettiere and her bodyguard doesn’t count as a romantic threesome.
Miss Philippines Breaks Model Code
Subway’s Jared Fogle better stay away: Miss Philippines Michelle de Leon won’t help you drop poundage anytime soon, even though the 2007 Top Model of the World runner-up probably weighs less than your lapdog. After a May 24 photo shoot, the Filipino Puerto Rican beauty dug into two big trays of food — lumpia and buffalo wings, all homemade. Good thing Jessica Simpson didn’t tag along!